Everything you ever needed to know about me!
- You should always store vegiemama in an airtight container in the fridge!
- Vegiemama has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
- Vegiemama is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
- Vegiemama is worth her weight in gold - literally!
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention vegiemama!
- Vegiemama is the world's tallest woman.
- The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, vegiemama and compline.
- In Japan, vegiemama can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
- The porpoise is second to vegiemama as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
- It's bad luck to put vegiemama on a bed.
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